12 Reasons Why I Don't Exercise

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.  ~ Author Unknown

12 Reasons Why I Don't Exercise: 

• Fat people are harder to kidnap.

• Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

• I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

• I asked the instructor at the health club what I could do for my body, and he said, "Schedule it for demolition."

• The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

• I keep Trying to lose weight , but it keeps finding me.

• These days many people get their exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, dodging responsibilities, bending the rules, running down everything, circulating rumors, passing the buck, stirring up trouble, shooting the bull, digging up dirt, slinging mud, throwing their weight around, beating the system, and pushing their luck. 

• Does Running late count as exercise?

• I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

• I exercise every morning without fail. One eyelid goes up and the other follows.

• Fear:  My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.

• Exercise wouldn't be a problem with me if I had a different body to do it with.

Now with that being said, it's time to get up and get moving!!!

"Do you realize there are 1440 minutes in a day?  Surely we can spend 30 minutes a day exercising!"

~ Ricia Taylor, Registered Dietitian